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Top Ten Reasons To Avoid Darth Vader 10 He might confuse you with some kid named Skywalker.
9 He has a funny way of accepting apologies.
8 He gets a bit sensitive when you criticize "that ancient religion."
7 Even the seekers won't go after him.
6 His powers aren't weak, old man!
5 When you're around him, it gets kind of difficult to breathe.
4 His ship is five miles long!
3 He's only slightly more forgiving than the Emperor.
2 He's very demanding, and you're bound to fail him sooner or later.
1 He chopped off his own kid's hand...and you're a perfect stranger!
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